Hold The Phone

I think it was over a plate of Hui Guo Rou (回锅肉) last Saturday with Matt that something clicked. I don’t know if it was one of the multitude of enlightening things he always seems to spout off during lunch, or if it was just the first time I’d had a chance to really think …

Winds of Change

Right, damnit. Now I’ve got the Scorpions stuck in my head. I swear my head is a sponge for craptastic music … wait, that’s not true. It’s just a sponge for anything that drifts by… I’ve had Three Little Birds stuck in my head for days and that’s a great tune. All arachnid-named 80s bands …

After Sunset

“They say you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth… but checking for legs isn’t a bad idea.” – Ryan said to Freddy at the 45 minute mark. As previously mentioned, a few of us were shooting for a redo of last weeks adventure to the beach. We got a bit more ambitious this …

Hello? Typhoon?

Umm. I certainly don’t mean to sound like I’m not appreciatative of the trouble nature goes to when creating natural disasters… but I have to admit, I’m a little disappointed in this “typhoon”. Aside from a few mildly windy showers yesterday, and water and instant noodles being bought by the bike-load, the main event has …

A Mighty Wind

So, about two minutes ago I was given some startling news… I’m in the middle of a typhoon. Ok, not ‘technically’ the middle, sorta top/left. [Typhoon Matsa] I had noticed it was a bit wet & windy this morning, but never having been in a typhoon I guess I failed to recognize it for what …

Go Fishing – Enjoy Life

I never really buy in to the random feel-good FWDs my mom has a compulsive need to send me, and maybe it’s because this one plays on my lack of desire to chase that “dream” that’s drilled into us capitalists since birth… but I liked it. So, here it is: A boat docked in a …

Son of a Beach

Yao Tao Beach, just north of Jinzhou. So, after a hell of a start to the week I’ve capped things off with a nice trip to the beach. It was Doris’ idea to get a bunch of the foreigners and a bunch of the Future School staff out for a party at the beach… only …

The Money Train

Hey, so I’ve added this button to my site that lets you throw any amount of money you want at me and immediately upon clicking “Send” you are filled with a sense of karmatic bliss unlike anything you’ve felt before**. Mostly I just like the idea of having a PayPal Donation button on my site, …

No Offence, But…

It’s funny that I had always assumed the Chinese government would be the first to censor my site, but that pin gets given to Google of all things. It figures I chose to apply for Google’s AdSense program the day I post an entry that says “sexist” and “racist” in the first bit. I wonder …

The Things This Country Does To Me

Be warned, the following contains some serious negativity. So, I know I’ve been down on things here before, but today may very well win as the all-time most craptacular. I’ve realized, in nary a 24-hour period this country has made me a: 1) Sexist 2) Hypochondriac 3) Pessimist 4) Racist And here’s why: 1) Women …

Try This Trick And Spin It

I guess I’ve been a little skimp in the posting department for the last few days, but it’s not for lack of things to say, just really no idea how to say them. The most interesting things (Dalian Beer Festival, finally finding a beach with sand, phone calls from Cory and Cass, eating great Sichuan …