Where’s My Bottom Horny Layer?

facelotion01.jpgIt’s been a while since I’ve seen some good random Chinglish, and certainly didn’t expect it in a small little shop after eating some BBQ and watching England score their first goal of the World Cup, but here we are.

The truth is, I really don’t need face cream, but the 6元 price tag was nothing to be able to capture this little bit of humour. Sorry it’s a bit blurry, all my lightbulbs seem to have chosen the last 24 hours to go out. [update: I took a new photo, this one’s better]
For the sight challenged (and click challenged, as that’ll get you the big version), here’s what it says:

– Special moisturizing, fresh & cool character Man’s skin trends to dryness, so it needs daily care

Wesheda Man’s Fresh & moisture lotion can penetrate into bottom horny layer, adjust metabolismof skin cell, accelerate cell new-born course, improve skin anti-oxid

– Sea-water mineral moisturizes continuously Doubleness by Vitamin B3, C

Contains sea-water mineral long haul moisturizes component, strengthens skin cell Hydrating ability, active-Vitamin B3, C, double moisturizes, balances water, imporves skin absorbing and immunocompetence. Suit for daily or after shave care of any skin type.

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