Primary Motivation

Right, so I just finished working five straight days at a primary school, and my poor white ass is whipped. My god, is teaching in primary schools ever a different experience than teaching in an additional learning centre like Future School.

The school, YuWen (育文), is not far from where I live in JinSanJiao (金三角). It is part of an outside contract that Future School arranged with the private primary school, and was worked out as OT hours for me (100RMB or $15CAD per hour). I initially only agreed to work four consecutive Wednesdays, and after two was ready to quit. See, I had been promised a Teacher’s Assistant and that just got dropped somewhere along the line (quite typical actually).

Out of the four hours I taught, the first two were manageable without a Chinese translator/disiplinarian, but the second 2-hour class was a nightmare of a level I had not had the misfortunate of encountering in my near-year in China. After effectively quitting, I somehow got suckered back in with Vicky, the Chinese teacher trainer/odds and ends doer for FS, as my TA. This worked out well, and I agreed to do an additional solid week’s worth of the job… Monday was fine, but come Tuesday I got a message (10 minutes into my first class) that Vicky wouldn’t be coming… for the rest of the week.

I entered my class and it was almost like they could smell the fear. When they asked me if Vicky was coming it felt like that scene in the movies when hapless victim falls off the boat into shark infested waters and the camera’s looking up at the tasty seal-like thrashing. You don’t know when they’ll attack, but you know it’s coming.

But I survived.

After a helluva day, I begged and managed to get some staff from our FS location to come with us for the remaining three days. It went ok, but the whole process wiped me out and I’ve little energy for my regular classes this weekend.

The good news is that the week’s worth of work netted me 2,000 kuai – which will go a long way to paying for my Spring Festival adventures, something that is getting more and more expensive.

Maggie and I are planning to go up to Haerbin (哈尔滨), in Heilongjian (黑龙江) province, to check out the ‘world’ famous Ice Lantern Festival featuring a load of amazing ice sculptures. We debated where to go, and for a while contemplated making the trek to Xi’An (西安) (famous for the Terracotta Warriors). In the end we realized we can go to Xi’An or anywhere really, in warmer weather and probably appreciate it more, whereas Haerbin is only properly appreciated in the deathly cold depths of winter (-40 is a common figure on the thermometers).

Well, I’m going to go get some much needed R&R with a couple episodes of LOST: Season 2 and Lord of War.

Oh, one other thing. I was cruising the net the other night looking for apartments in the area and came across a rather interesting “profile” on my friend Tim. I laughed for nearly five minutes at his celebrity. Tim came to China last year (near the same time I did) and works with us at FS (a franchise one, but we still call him family).

Back near the start of the summer he was approached at our FS BBQ to host an English segment of news on Dalian TV. It all went off and he’s been redubbed Bud Briggman (where in The Abyss did you pull that name from Bud?) to the better part of the city’s TV viewers. Anyway, it’s well cool, but I was just knocked over that he’s even got publicity…

It was actually through him that a few weeks back I did a TV spot promoting the falsity that shopping in Dalian is a breeze because many of the shop attendants can speak great English. I know, I will not pass Go, I will not collect $200, I am going directly to hell – but damn, at least I can say I was on Chinese TV first. Watch out DaShan.

5 Responses

  1. lol, those primary buggers can be bastards. I can’t imagine doing it in another language, although I probably wouldn’t notice the swearing :). Glad to hear you put in a full weeks work 😉


  2. Hey! Glad to hear you’re working so much! And a trip,must be nice. Well we’re gearing up for our big election on Monday, to see who the next idiot is we can select to “improve safety,health care and education”better than the previous “winners”. Anyway, I have sorry Shelby has, a HUGE favor to ask of you. Too long for here, please call collect so we can talk. It’s a school project that needs to get started (905-714-0654) Talk to you soon Amanda 🙂

  3. Hey Amanda, I really don’t think there’s a way to call collect from here, and it would probably be mucho expensive doing it that way.

    By all accounts from my mom she said that it’s quite cheap to call through Bell (she talked for like 30 minutes for about $2 or something).

    You can call me on the house line here. You have to dial:
    The first number is to dial an international number from Canada (it’s either 001 or 011). The second bit is China’s country code, and the third/fourth is the area code and phone number.

    If it’s confusing, call Cory Schuman (in the book) to give ya a hand.

    If I haven’t heard from you by the time I get a chance to get a phone card, I’ll just call you.

  4. Hey Tina, I don’t think it is. Yuwen (育文) is the schools name, likely a play on 育meaning “to raise or educate” and 语 meaning “literary/cultural/artistic pursuits – language”. Whereas yuwen (语文) just means language. Now, I’m no where near the school anymore, so I can’t check and don’t clearly remember – but 育文 is pretty obscure for my language learning for me to just add it without some reason.

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